After having an amazing lunch, prepared and served to me by my Private Chef Slave, I walked into my backyard for a quick inspection. I have guests arriving later and everything MUST be PERFECT!

WTF?? Not ONLY was the backyard STILL a complete MESS....but my cats had NOT been fed or given fresh water! What a FUCKING MORAN! My Back Yard Slave was given SPECIFIC instructions. Sweep and clean EVERYTHING AND give my cats fresh food and water in SPOTLESS BOWLS!

I should have known this worthless excuse of a slave couldn't POSSIBLY get it right! It was all I could do to even look at... Show more