Hi there, little horny jerk!? Do you have a hard-on already and want to jerk off? Well, should I allow that? Hmm ... maybe I'll ... I'll give you a jerk off instruction - but you're not going to be allowed to cum! I forbid you to spurt! But I'll allow you to jerk it, little dirty pig! So get your dick out of your pants ... I can already see how horny you are!