Oh, you're asking me out? I didn't know you were...straight. I just thought we were really good friends, and you were...you know...my gay best friend. I didn't realize you liked me like that.

In fact, I didn't realize you even liked women like that. It's just the way you act. You act so gay . I mean, all of our friends think you're gay, too. I'm fairly certain any woman you'll meet is automatically going to assume you like men, that you're a . It's just so obvious on you. I'm surprised you haven't realized you're gay yourself.

I still want to be your friend, I really do. I...

Oh, you're asking me out? I didn't know you were...straight. I just thought we were really good friends, and you were...you know...my gay best friend. I didn't realize you liked me like that.

In fact, I didn't realize you even liked women like that. It's just the way you act. You act so gay . I mean, all of our friends think you're gay, too. I'm fairly certain any woman you'll meet is automatically going to assume you like men, that you're a . It's just so obvious on you. I'm surprised you haven't realized you're gay yourself.

I still want to be your friend, I really do. I want to be close to you! But not in a romantic lover sort of way. I think you should really give up on the whole trying to date women thing. No woman is ever going to believe you're straight. You should really just accept your fagginess.

I have an idea...

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