Your dick is so itty bitty – it's even smaller than my unlit cigarette! A dick that small is useless to the world, you know that, right? All the better to it...at least it'll be entertaining for me! I'm going to light this cigarette, and as I smoke it, I'm going to burn your cock with my embers. Don't worry, nobody's using it anyway. Just shut up and take it.

Your dick is so itty bitty – it's even smaller than my unlit cigarette! A dick that small is useless to the world, you know that, right? All the better to it...at least it'll be entertaining for me! I'm going to light this cigarette, and as I smoke it, I'm going to burn your cock with my embers. Don't worry, nobody's using it anyway. Just shut up and take it.