There's a place in the world for everyone, including you. Yes, even you. With your itty, bitty, tiny weenie.

I know you've tried to fuck before and you haven't been too successful at it. How could you be? With a cock so small most people would be confused to even call it a cock, I'm dubious any woman would let you thrust it inside of her. In fact, I'm dubious you could even penetrate a hole.

But worry not, dear small dicklet! I know exactly what to do with a dick that small.

Nothing. Not a damn thing.

But you do have a hole or two to use...

There's a place in the world for everyone, including you. Yes, even you. With your itty, bitty, tiny weenie.

I know you've tried to fuck before and you haven't been too successful at it. How could you be? With a cock so small most people would be confused to even call it a cock, I'm dubious any woman would let you thrust it inside of her. In fact, I'm dubious you could even penetrate a hole.

But worry not, dear small dicklet! I know exactly what to do with a dick that small.

Nothing. Not a damn thing.

But you do have a hole or two to use...