"How can I become your live-in toilet?" I've heard this question a thousand times (if not more), and I'm here to talk to you about the harsh realities of becoming a permanent fixture in my bathroom. You're going to suffer mentally, physically, socially, and financially, but it's all worth it just to spend time catching what comes out of my ass, isn't it?

"How can I become your live-in toilet?" I've heard this question a thousand times (if not more), and I'm here to talk to you about the harsh realities of becoming a permanent fixture in my bathroom. You're going to suffer mentally, physically, socially, and financially, but it's all worth it just to spend time catching what comes out of my ass, isn't it?