I know how badly you need me to take a dump on you. Use you. Make you flush. And I'm more than happy to do it. After all, it's what you need, and it's what I love to do. What a match made in heaven. It's funny -- you've spent so much time looking for someone who understands your... unique... toilet fetish, and somehow the stars have aligned, and you've found me. Lucky you.

I know how badly you need me to take a dump on you. Use you. Make you flush. And I'm more than happy to do it. After all, it's what you need, and it's what I love to do. What a match made in heaven. It's funny -- you've spent so much time looking for someone who understands your... unique... toilet fetish, and somehow the stars have aligned, and you've found me. Lucky you.