Lucy and I have been searching long and hard for the perfect third to our first threesome. We want someone tall, attractive, successful – all the good things that come with being a sexy man. And we're so excited to finally meet you.

After all, you meet all the requirements and we just can't wait to see what we're going to be riding. You're perfect. I'm sure this will be a night we'll all remember.

So let's just take off your pants and see what this big boy looks like!

...Oh.

I suppose the package doesn't match the body. Is that...is that it? Is that what ...

Lucy and I have been searching long and hard for the perfect third to our first threesome. We want someone tall, attractive, successful – all the good things that come with being a sexy man. And we're so excited to finally meet you.

After all, you meet all the requirements and we just can't wait to see what we're going to be riding. You're perfect. I'm sure this will be a night we'll all remember.

So let's just take off your pants and see what this big boy looks like!

...Oh.

I suppose the package doesn't match the body. Is that...is that it? Is that what we've been waiting for? Is that what we've been holding out for? All this time of searching for the perfect man for our very first threesome, and...

Is this a joke?

Features: Mistress Lucy and I learn a hard lesson – just because a man looks sexy on the outside does not mean his cock size makes him a man. Disappointed with who's ended up at our bed, we can't help but viciously berating his small penis. I mean, with a dick that disappointing, we might as well have some fun, right?

PS: Lucy and I had such a blast shooting this clip. "Our Very First Threesome" is a hilarious clip wherein we spend the entire time laughing our asses off at you. If you're into women genuinely laughing at your physical folly, you'll love this video.