My pitiful coffee bitch, do you grasp the incredible fortune that befalls you? To have the honor of funding My morning coffee is a privilege beyond your feeble comprehension. your existence revolves around a single purpose: sending £10 each day to pay for My morning coffee. Such a small price to pay for the pleasure of serving Me, wouldn't you agree? Embrace your status as My personal coffee bitch and revel in the knowledge that your meager contributions give you a tiny part in My perfect life.

To the rest of You pathetic slaves:

Listen closely, you trembling wretches. If ...

My pitiful coffee bitch, do you grasp the incredible fortune that befalls you? To have the honor of funding My morning coffee is a privilege beyond your feeble comprehension. your existence revolves around a single purpose: sending £10 each day to pay for My morning coffee. Such a small price to pay for the pleasure of serving Me, wouldn't you agree? Embrace your status as My personal coffee bitch and revel in the knowledge that your meager contributions give you a tiny part in My perfect life.

To the rest of You pathetic slaves:

Listen closely, you trembling wretches. If you dare to entertain the thought of supporting other aspects of My luxurious existence, kneel for Me and send a humble message, begging for the chance. I am willing to entertain the notion of granting you a fraction of My attention, provided you can prove your unwavering loyalty and financial devotion. your fate rests in your trembling hands, but remember, only the most worthy will be granted the privilege of contributing to My divine existence. Now, crawl and beg for the honor you so desperately seek.