You're lucky I agreed to marry you, let alone try out your stupid bedroom bondage fantasies.

Look at this - I spent all this time on my hair and makeup and you can't even properly tie me down? Talk about ruining the fantasy. But...you're good at ruining just about everything so I'm not very surprised. You're pathetic, and useless, and can barely even tie a simple knot. You can't satisfy me no matter how you try.

Watch with your dick in your hand as, fed up, I give you a piece of my mind...