Hi Honey!
I was waiting all day for you to come home and thought I'd surprise you. I'm wearing your favorite color, and dressed in my sexiest lingerie. Aren't you pleased? I was also thinking we spice things up in the bedroom. I mean...You're in charge all day and it must be so exhausting. Why don't I tie you up with this nice green rope and leather restraints, tease you...

You don't have to do anything except sit back and enjoy...