So you've been dating Miss Whitney Morgan for quite some time now, and yet you're really not stepping up to the plate in the relationship.. You never treat nor spoil her, you can't even pay bills on time - or contribute to the household.. yet she sees packages coming in the mail for you constantly.. She wonder where your hard earned dollars are going since they're not going where they belong - in her pocket.. So she opens your most recent package.. and to her surprise, it's... some loser nerd toy?! Looks vintage.. so you're wasting money on dorky collectibles?! Could you be ANY more of a lo... Show more