So you're one of those losers on the internet that just ASSumes that if you see a hot girl she automatically wants nothing more than YOUR dick. Wrong buddy.. Just because a hottie such as myself is seen doing something naughty, provocative, sexual online and gets YOUR waste of human flesh penis hard, begging to be stroked.. does NOT mean that I personally want to touch it.. I see that you're proud of your boner, and you felt like sharing.. but NO. Oh wait.. yes, yes please! Let me touch it, I swear.. I really want to.. I was just kidding about all that mean stuff I just said.. Please, let m...

So you're one of those losers on the internet that just ASSumes that if you see a hot girl she automatically wants nothing more than YOUR dick. Wrong buddy.. Just because a hottie such as myself is seen doing something naughty, provocative, sexual online and gets YOUR waste of human flesh penis hard, begging to be stroked.. does NOT mean that I personally want to touch it.. I see that you're proud of your boner, and you felt like sharing.. but NO. Oh wait.. yes, yes please! Let me touch it, I swear.. I really want to.. I was just kidding about all that mean stuff I just said.. Please, let me stroke your cock, give you a nice milking handjob... but first, we're going to need a little bit of lube.. oopsy.. it's National Taco Day and ALL I have is a handful of HOT SAUCE PACKETS! That'll work right, I mean... You REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted that handjob from me.. it's worth the burn.. right?! Oh now you're scared, rather do it yourself.. Well maybe you should, take the challenge.. JERK YOURSELF OFF WITH HOT SAUCE ON YOUR COCK!!