YOU.. yes YOU... You've always wanted to be my little pet, haven't you? And I've always wanted a puppy who can take care of itself.. and SERVE ME. So it must be love at first sight? Or perhaps sniff of my boot... First rule: there's a LEASH LAW.. so my new puppy needs to have a nice TIGHT COLLAR around his neck.. and a short chain leash I can YANK at anytime to put him in line. And I'll test that power regularly. Does my puppy want to play a game?! Want to play fetch boy? Here's the ball, get the ball.. yes yes! Chase it!!! Good boy.. now bring it back & do as I say or you'll be getting smacke...

YOU.. yes YOU... You've always wanted to be my little pet, haven't you? And I've always wanted a puppy who can take care of itself.. and SERVE ME. So it must be love at first sight? Or perhaps sniff of my boot... First rule: there's a LEASH LAW.. so my new puppy needs to have a nice TIGHT COLLAR around his neck.. and a short chain leash I can YANK at anytime to put him in line. And I'll test that power regularly. Does my puppy want to play a game?! Want to play fetch boy? Here's the ball, get the ball.. yes yes! Chase it!!! Good boy.. now bring it back & do as I say or you'll be getting smacked with a rolled up newspaper..