You want detention? You need to be punished? You wish to subject yourself to the sadistic desires of your Teacher? You feel compelled to obey, no matter how excruciating? Good. You will need: a wooden spoon, a ruler, rubber bands, and a belt.

You want detention? You need to be punished? You wish to subject yourself to the sadistic desires of your Teacher? You feel compelled to obey, no matter how excruciating? Good. You will need: a wooden spoon, a ruler, rubber bands, and a belt.