Ooops! I surprise-attacked you with some clippers, and now you're missing a chunk of hair! Looks like you have a choice to make - let me finish what I started, or come with me to the salon. I'm sick of your nasty, long, ratty hair! Time to get it cut short! I won't be satisfied until I see it all fall to the floor.

Ooops! I surprise-attacked you with some clippers, and now you're missing a chunk of hair! Looks like you have a choice to make - let me finish what I started, or come with me to the salon. I'm sick of your nasty, long, ratty hair! Time to get it cut short! I won't be satisfied until I see it all fall to the floor.