You return home, shocked to find me, a huge gigantic Alice, sat in the middle of your living room. I apologise, not really knowing how I ended up there, but having completely destroyed your house in trying to find a way out. And to make things worse, the rubble from all the walls I destroyed seem to have triggered a heavy bout of sneezing in me. I’m so sorry! I cover you in snot as I let out sneeze after sneeze. And to make things worse, the more I sneeze, the larger I become, resulting in you becoming pressed against the wall by my feet. I’m so sorry for all of the damage I’m causing, but ...

You return home, shocked to find me, a huge gigantic Alice, sat in the middle of your living room. I apologise, not really knowing how I ended up there, but having completely destroyed your house in trying to find a way out. And to make things worse, the rubble from all the walls I destroyed seem to have triggered a heavy bout of sneezing in me. I’m so sorry! I cover you in snot as I let out sneeze after sneeze. And to make things worse, the more I sneeze, the larger I become, resulting in you becoming pressed against the wall by my feet. I’m so sorry for all of the damage I’m causing, but I just can’t stop sneezing! Do you think you can get me some help?