You're my loser nerdy ex boyfriend, who I cheated on multiple times, who I don't give a shít about, but pretend to, in order to get you to do things for me. There's a big party tonight that I want to go to but I haven't finished my assignment, so I've invited you round to help me. But I actually want you to do it for me. I tell you to do my homework for me and as you begin I start texting my girl friend, and then get a call from the guy I'm fucking - the guy I cheated on you with - chatting to him about how great this party is going to be, and how much I can't wait to see him and be naught...

You're my loser nerdy ex boyfriend, who I cheated on multiple times, who I don't give a shít about, but pretend to, in order to get you to do things for me. There's a big party tonight that I want to go to but I haven't finished my assignment, so I've invited you round to help me. But I actually want you to do it for me. I tell you to do my homework for me and as you begin I start texting my girl friend, and then get a call from the guy I'm fucking - the guy I cheated on you with - chatting to him about how great this party is going to be, and how much I can't wait to see him and be naughty with him... All the while, ignoring you completely!