Hi there dummy! Me again! The super rich bratty spoilt arrogant bragging Instagram influencer! So you've purchased my "Get Lean In Quarantine" online fitness course, and here's your first personalised video... Except, I'm not going to help you get lean. I'm going to rip you off because you're a fucking loser, LOL, and it's SO FUNNY ripping you off. Instead of a fitness video you'll just get a video of me laughing and burping in your face, ahahahaha! Moron!

Hi there dummy! Me again! The super rich bratty spoilt arrogant bragging Instagram influencer! So you've purchased my "Get Lean In Quarantine" online fitness course, and here's your first personalised video... Except, I'm not going to help you get lean. I'm going to rip you off because you're a fucking loser, LOL, and it's SO FUNNY ripping you off. Instead of a fitness video you'll just get a video of me laughing and burping in your face, ahahahaha! Moron!