GOONERS... They're real... They're here... And somehow, they've crossed the stream, left the Gooniverse and found themselves here on planet Earth, where their compulsive need to masturbate is a threat to the whole of the civilisation. The world is headed for a Goondemic of biblical proportions and there is only ONE professional organisation with the means of catching the gooners and transporting them back to the Gooniverse where they belong. The GOONBUSTERS! They're armed, they're sexy, they're professionals, and they can seduce ANY gooner back to the Gooniverse where they belong, FOREVER! ...

GOONERS... They're real... They're here... And somehow, they've crossed the stream, left the Gooniverse and found themselves here on planet Earth, where their compulsive need to masturbate is a threat to the whole of the civilisation. The world is headed for a Goondemic of biblical proportions and there is only ONE professional organisation with the means of catching the gooners and transporting them back to the Gooniverse where they belong. The GOONBUSTERS! They're armed, they're sexy, they're professionals, and they can seduce ANY gooner back to the Gooniverse where they belong, FOREVER! Once the Goonbusters get them back to the Gooniverse, they will be trapped there FOR AN ETERNITY OF GOONING. Happy Goonoween, GOONERS!