It's the weekend and I am trying to read my book in peace, but YOU, husband, are making far too much noise. Apparently you simply cannot understand that husbands should be seen and not heard, so I'm going to have to shut that stupid mouth for you. It's so much better when you don't speak - leave all the speaking to me, my dear, stupid husband.

It's the weekend and I am trying to read my book in peace, but YOU, husband, are making far too much noise. Apparently you simply cannot understand that husbands should be seen and not heard, so I'm going to have to shut that stupid mouth for you. It's so much better when you don't speak - leave all the speaking to me, my dear, stupid husband.