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Being a man, you’re obsessed with your own dick, aren’t you? Always taking pics of it and sending them to women online and getting ignored. Because the truth is, nobody wants to see your cock...until now! That’s right, by purchasing this clip, you will be the lucky recipient of a personalised dick rating from me. I tell you all the things I’ll be looking at and judging you on from length and girth to general aesthetics. Of course, some guys have big, tight balls, full of spunk but that won’t be you as you’re probably already jerking off to this clip. In fact, while you’re at it, send a video of yourself masturbating and I’ll rate your wank technique too. This is probably the only opportunity you’ll get where your dick pics will actually receive attention, so make the most of it and make sure you’re prepared for the truth, however brutal it may be!