Hello there, royal subjects of the Queendom of Dommelia. I know you’ve all struggled terribly in my absence. Fortunately for you, my lowly worshipping citizens, I have returned to rule over you. Your taxes are long overdue and you will be paying them in the form of this clip. There is an inflated price, but such is life for you peasants. It’s a small price to pay for the privilege of living under my rulership.

Hello there, royal subjects of the Queendom of Dommelia. I know you’ve all struggled terribly in my absence. Fortunately for you, my lowly worshipping citizens, I have returned to rule over you. Your taxes are long overdue and you will be paying them in the form of this clip. There is an inflated price, but such is life for you peasants. It’s a small price to pay for the privilege of living under my rulership.