Hello again, my loyal subjects, losers and gooners. It’s February, the coldest month of the year and I know many of you will be shivering in your tiny homes, unable to heat your homes. But as you know, in the Queendom of Dommelia, your taxes come before your bills, so you shall just have to continue to suffer. What matters is that I’m warm and cosy so be thankful because after all, your suffering helps ensure you never lose sight of your purpose.

Hello again, my loyal subjects, losers and gooners. It’s February, the coldest month of the year and I know many of you will be shivering in your tiny homes, unable to heat your homes. But as you know, in the Queendom of Dommelia, your taxes come before your bills, so you shall just have to continue to suffer. What matters is that I’m warm and cosy so be thankful because after all, your suffering helps ensure you never lose sight of your purpose.