Hello My loyal subjects! It's November 1st and that means time to pay your LOSER taxes towards My British Queendom. It's only two months until Christmas and that means you peasants need to up your working hours, reduce the amount you spend and rest and generally pinch those pennies in order to save enough for your taxes this Christmas! Queen Dommelia has lots to purchase and royalty lives entirely off tax payers' money, obviously! You're welcome commoner!

Hello My loyal subjects! It's November 1st and that means time to pay your LOSER taxes towards My British Queendom. It's only two months until Christmas and that means you peasants need to up your working hours, reduce the amount you spend and rest and generally pinch those pennies in order to save enough for your taxes this Christmas! Queen Dommelia has lots to purchase and royalty lives entirely off tax payers' money, obviously! You're welcome commoner!