Hello again, my loser subjects. Here I am, once again gracing you with my presence, to collect your loser taxes. I brief you peasants on the travelling I’ve done these last few weeks and the things I’ve enjoyed all funded by your taxes. Meanwhile you’ve been struggling away through the summer, doing whatever needs to be done, to keep me living the life I deserve, as is your duty as a working-class peasant. You will do whatever it takes to pay your taxes as no loser is exempt from paying taxes under my royal Queendom.

Hello again, my loser subjects. Here I am, once again gracing you with my presence, to collect your loser taxes. I brief you peasants on the travelling I’ve done these last few weeks and the things I’ve enjoyed all funded by your taxes. Meanwhile you’ve been struggling away through the summer, doing whatever needs to be done, to keep me living the life I deserve, as is your duty as a working-class peasant. You will do whatever it takes to pay your taxes as no loser is exempt from paying taxes under my royal Queendom.