Well, well, look who it is. Fancy seeing you turning up to apply for the position of being my servant again. Do you remember at the garden party when one of the puppies pooed in the garden & I trod in it and made you lick it off my heels, whilst all my friends watched and laughed? And then you walked out saying you were tired of being treated like sub-human trash and vowed to never work for me again. But I guess these are hard times we’re living in and you sure look desperate. When was the last time you even ate a meal? Well listen, you can have your job back as long as you stop the tantrum...

Well, well, look who it is. Fancy seeing you turning up to apply for the position of being my servant again. Do you remember at the garden party when one of the puppies pooed in the garden & I trod in it and made you lick it off my heels, whilst all my friends watched and laughed? And then you walked out saying you were tired of being treated like sub-human trash and vowed to never work for me again. But I guess these are hard times we’re living in and you sure look desperate. When was the last time you even ate a meal? Well listen, you can have your job back as long as you stop the tantrums and accept that you will always be my little bitch to use and whenever and however I want!