It's a new year, and maybe you've been thinking about a New Year's resolution. Have you been thinking you could lose weight? Start hitting the gym? Learn how to talk to girls? Ha, laughable! It might be a new year, but you're still the same you. Still a total loser. Always will be, that's never going to change, so just accept it idiot!

It's a new year, and maybe you've been thinking about a New Year's resolution. Have you been thinking you could lose weight? Start hitting the gym? Learn how to talk to girls? Ha, laughable! It might be a new year, but you're still the same you. Still a total loser. Always will be, that's never going to change, so just accept it idiot!