It's been sooooo hot lately. The whole of Europe has had a crazy heatwave and there's so many places around the world that are having water shortages due to global warming. It's really terrible, and as you know I am someone who really cares about the environment; I don't eat meat so that I can help to save water! But I decided that I really am not doing enough. So, in order to do more for our planet, I've decided that I'm putting you on a water ban. Yes, that's right well I didn't want to hinder My own life, did I?! So from now on you are only allowed to consume water that has come directly...

It's been sooooo hot lately. The whole of Europe has had a crazy heatwave and there's so many places around the world that are having water shortages due to global warming. It's really terrible, and as you know I am someone who really cares about the environment; I don't eat meat so that I can help to save water! But I decided that I really am not doing enough. So, in order to do more for our planet, I've decided that I'm putting you on a water ban. Yes, that's right well I didn't want to hinder My own life, did I?! So from now on you are only allowed to consume water that has come directly out of My body through My sweat. You can lick it off My armpits, My cleavage and My feet. I'm SUCH a sweaty person too, especially after the gym, so it won't be difficult for you to survive and you shouldn't get too dehydrated. I know, I'm such a fucking martyr, aren't I? Now, don't you dare let Me catch you wasting any water again, slave, it's just My sweat you drink from now on!