You’ve heard the saying “money can’t buy you happiness”. Well, I’ve done research on it and it turns out that isn’t true. Money increases your happiness but only up to a certain point and at a basic level. Beyond that, the research shows that the best thing you can do that brings the most happiness is spending your money on others. And that’s where I come in. I know, I know, aren’t you so lucky to have me? You see all this time I’ve been taking your wages, I’ve actually been doing you a huuuge favour. Tribute after tribute, the more you send, the happier you become. It feels so good to spen...

You’ve heard the saying “money can’t buy you happiness”. Well, I’ve done research on it and it turns out that isn’t true. Money increases your happiness but only up to a certain point and at a basic level. Beyond that, the research shows that the best thing you can do that brings the most happiness is spending your money on others. And that’s where I come in. I know, I know, aren’t you so lucky to have me? You see all this time I’ve been taking your wages, I’ve actually been doing you a huuuge favour. Tribute after tribute, the more you send, the happier you become. It feels so good to spend on me, and it’s no wonder, science has proven it to be the best thing you can do for your happiness. Scientists and psychologists are telling you to succumb to findom, so think of me as your shining light - the source of all your happiness, the pleasure you strive to achieve in life. The facts are undeniable, the feeling you get is undeniable, so what are you waiting for, slave? It’s time to give in...