It's August Bank Holiday Weekend here in the UK. Wow, didn't that roll around quickly?! It was only a couple of months ago we had a bank holiday and do you remember what I made you do, LOSER? That's right, I made you stay inside like the boring sad fuck that you are and wank your loser dick ALL WEEKEND! Whilst I went out and enjoyed Myself. And this weekend is no different! So pull down your pants and get ready for a weekend full of wanking, because fun bank holidays like the one I am having are reserved EXCLUSIVELY for hot, cool, popular people like Me, not pathetic losers like you. You're...

It's August Bank Holiday Weekend here in the UK. Wow, didn't that roll around quickly?! It was only a couple of months ago we had a bank holiday and do you remember what I made you do, LOSER? That's right, I made you stay inside like the boring sad fuck that you are and wank your loser dick ALL WEEKEND! Whilst I went out and enjoyed Myself. And this weekend is no different! So pull down your pants and get ready for a weekend full of wanking, because fun bank holidays like the one I am having are reserved EXCLUSIVELY for hot, cool, popular people like Me, not pathetic losers like you. You're staying in, buying clips and jerking all weekend long, hahahaha!