I can't believe my girlfriend (Blu Mere) is taking FOREVER!!! to get ready for dinner. All of sudden it's my fault we lost our reservations because she moves like a snail?!?! we get into this heated argument and really I just want to have a nice time since it's been rough without having sex for 3 months. Fellas, when your gf is acting up, just DICK HER DOWN SO SHE CAN STFU!!!