SO! you thought you might like to skip gym did you? Feeling sick? Well, the school matron will check you out with a full examination including checking your temperature. Rectally. If you are found to be faking you will be for the high-jump, make no mistake.

SO! you thought you might like to skip gym did you? Feeling sick? Well, the school matron will check you out with a full examination including checking your temperature. Rectally. If you are found to be faking you will be for the high-jump, make no mistake.