I had a really BAD DAY today!

Everything went wrong and I am so angry!

I feel my MUSCLE BULGING with ANGER!

I feel them BURSTING UNDER MY SHIRT and I have to let off STEAM!

I need you to ADMIRE me and JERK OFF for me! This is the only way you can calm me down...

These BICEPS have never been so BIG!

I feel like THE HULK and I want you to witness my SHOCKIN' MUSCLE BLAST!