So many of you PayPigs have begged to spend a day with me. While it takes loyalty over much time to even be in my presence, I will allow you a glimpse into my daily life since enough of you have paid your dues along with some lovely gifts. Some of you have earned it, so here's your chance to buy time with me. I wake up in the morning and after my coffee I brush my pearly whites to keep them, well, pearly white. I use my favorite battery powered toothbrush, thoroughly cleaning my teeth, tongue and mouth. I gargle water deep in my throat to clean it out. Like any lady who knows her worth I floss... Show more