Sundays are a day of worship and I have chosen you to submit, serve and sacrifice to me and my perfect armpits. Their holy scent, stink and sweat will anoint you as a Dutchess Dummy. You will submit to my perfect pits and their altar, sacrificing your offerings to the curves of my pits. The deeper you bury your nose in them the sweeter the stink. Beta males like you deserve to serve armpits and develop armpit addictions. The only curves on my body you are allowed to stroke to or worship.