Take the ultimate step of commitment and propose to my feet. Losers like you are going to spend the rest of your pathetic life in love with my feet so you might as well marry them. Propose to my big toe, my pinky toe, all of my toes! I want a princess cut diamond ring for each toe. You get to worship my pretty toes in toe rings with a fresh pink pedicure while you profess your undying love and handwritten vows to them. Promise my toes all your cash and assets. The only time you get on your knees is to worship me and propose to my feet, your place in life.