Your dick will never measure up. Your entire life you've been insecure about how small your penis is and being made fun of for it. Take out a tape measure and measure your tiny little dicklet with me. Your dick is so small, you're not even an 'inch bitch'. You don't even measure up in inches so you need to use centimeters. You're a pathetic little bitch with an embarrassing dick that deserves to be made fun of.