Happy Holidays, help me decorate my Christmas tree by letting me beat your balls off. I'll use them as ornaments to adorn my tree and even put a little bell on them. It's your due diligence to deck your balls at least 12 times in the Christmas Spirit. I instruct you to punch, slap, and flick your balls til your ears are ringing and they fall off. Useless and pathetic balls deserve to be used as Christmas ornaments!