My fat ass loves to gobble up your ca$h. You pay to watch me eat and enjoy the money you sent me on food, to keep my ass fat, jiggly and bouncy. With every fry and bite, more grease and fat makes its' way down to my ass and more ca$h makes its' way out of your bank account. I look so cute eating fast food. Checker spicy chicken sandwich and fries, drenched in honey and washed down with a SUPER strawberry smoothie. Yum. Go pay my fat fucking ass to eat.