I want you to look in the mirror and remind yourself how dumb you are for me.
Every day when you wake up make it a ritual to make yourself dumber.
Say “duh” as you look at yourself in the mirror and see yourself get dumber.
Do you feel it? The deep hum in your throat as you extend the "duh".
Duuuuuhhhhh. Getting dumber for me while you look at yourself.
Look how dumb you are for me.
Repeat it.