I step into the kitchen in search of YOU. Where are you weak, tiny, helpless human? My gaze immediately falls onto the chips you left on your kitchen counter. Maybe the weakling is under the chips...he is so so small after all. I lift the sole of my foot and step down HARD smashing the chips into smithereens. They crunch and crunch until I realize you are nowhere to be found! Oh well..the search continues.

I step into the kitchen in search of YOU. Where are you weak, tiny, helpless human? My gaze immediately falls onto the chips you left on your kitchen counter. Maybe the weakling is under the chips...he is so so small after all. I lift the sole of my foot and step down HARD smashing the chips into smithereens. They crunch and crunch until I realize you are nowhere to be found! Oh well..the search continues.