Well it wasn't REALLY a surprise! I mean what did I expect when I had two chili and two glasses of for dinner? An explosion the next morning and that's just what I got! Laying across the bed my stomach was cramping really bad and the huge, stinky farts I was letting out only gave me relief. I was pushing out one more when I realized it was going to be way more than just gas! LOL I ask you to check me to make sure I haven't soiled myself and then I head to the toilet to let you listen in while I blow it up!