I was sitting around on the couch, backed up and full of gas. I let you have a few hot gas blasts into the camera while I talk about how bloated I am and how bad I smell. Finally I feel like the time has come, so I make a run for the potty! After you listen to my super long pee stream, you get treated to some really wet and nasty toilet farts. I thought there would be some real relief, but all I could push out was fart after fart. I rub my fat tummy and try my best to squeeze out something firm, but in the end it's just a ton of ass gas! - WMV version

I was sitting around on the couch, backed up and full of gas. I let you have a few hot gas blasts into the camera while I talk about how bloated I am and how bad I smell. Finally I feel like the time has come, so I make a run for the potty! After you listen to my super long pee stream, you get treated to some really wet and nasty toilet farts. I thought there would be some real relief, but all I could push out was fart after fart. I rub my fat tummy and try my best to squeeze out something firm, but in the end it's just a ton of ass gas! - WMV version