OMG, what was I thinking?!? A huge plate of nachos that would have fed three people and my greedy ass at every last bite and washed it down with three or four moscow mules. Then when I got home I ate a quart of ice cream because all that cheese on the nachos wasn't enough for my lactose intolerant ass! I woke up the next day with so much pressure in my guts I thought I would explode. Lucky for YOU, the explosions came out one loud, nasty fart after another and you get to be close to every last blast!