I went on a road trip to South Carolina this week. As road trips often do, this one messed with my bowels and so I was constipated there. This is my first trip to the potty in the hotel room and you will get to hear me let out a couple of really big and raunchy farts on the way to the toilet and then once I get there I struggle for several minutes to get out all that backed up sh--. I'm sure you will enjoy the struggles and the plops. Oh what a relief!

I went on a road trip to South Carolina this week. As road trips often do, this one messed with my bowels and so I was constipated there. This is my first trip to the potty in the hotel room and you will get to hear me let out a couple of really big and raunchy farts on the way to the toilet and then once I get there I struggle for several minutes to get out all that backed up sh--. I'm sure you will enjoy the struggles and the plops. Oh what a relief!