It's snowing in Atlanta, so that means the city is shut down and I'm trapped inside. Nothing but junk food, so you know how that tore up my stomach! I'm sitting on the couch and I know I'm going to have to go soon, so I decide to take you along for the ride! Oh my, what a ride it was! You won't believe your ears when you hear the explosion that comes out of my ass once I finish my dash to the toilet.