You are nothing but a sad a$$ little hand fucker and you will never be anything more!

You started out as a pathetic pillow humper humping pillows like a but you needed

something more... Something that was kind of like the pussy you have heard about and

wanted but never had. And will never have. So you found your new fuck buddy, your hand.

And as long as you can get it up your hand and you will be great friends..

You are nothing but a sad a$$ little hand fucker and you will never be anything more!

You started out as a pathetic pillow humper humping pillows like a but you needed

something more... Something that was kind of like the pussy you have heard about and

wanted but never had. And will never have. So you found your new fuck buddy, your hand.

And as long as you can get it up your hand and you will be great friends..