I decided to order Pizza for dinner tonight..and every time that I order out the delivery man ALWAYS ask me if I would like to leave a tip..the only way that I leave tips is if I feel like you fucking deserve one plain and simple...so tonight I decided to give the driver a tip of my own! He was in for the ride of his life...I took his keys,shoes, and taped his mouth shut! I sat my 42 INCH ASS on his face and released the loudest most stinkiest farts all in his mouth and nose while I rode his face...he couldn't barely breathe......slapped...and laughed at by me! he received a tip that he loved ... Show more