It never ceases to amaze me how fast you can blow a load. It's so funny. So pathetic. But honestly, who can blame you? I know how hard it is for you to get pussy. It's impossible. you'd fuck if you could but no one ever lets you get that far. I'd be surprised if you've even got past first base!

I think it's much more realistic for you to sit behind the computer screen and jerk to bratty girls on the internet. your failed attempts to get laid are a waste of time. Watching clips like this are the only way for you to be less useless. It just makes sense.